This came out a couple days ago. The humor in it isn’t as great as some of the other ones but then the whole divorce thing is a bad joke anymore anyway. This one was kind of a disappointment.
The long awaited for, C.R.A.B.S. videos have now been released.
The story behind this is all about recent events that have occurred while stationed in Korea, with the most worthless human being at our LT. This person wouldn’t show up for work and would then try to turn in the entire platoon for something they didn’t even do, only so no one would question why she wasn’t at work. This person would leave the field for a shower run at 9am, and return at 10pm, with an oily face and obvious signs she never showered. This is what we have grown to call a CRAB. A Cunt Rag Ass Bitch!
Without any further delay, I now proudly present the release of CRABS!
This video is the match that started the fire and got us in trouble – The Original “Ugly Girl”
The Music Video – We Don’t Like You Anymore
The Live Performance of We Don’t Like You Anymore
Over the past month I have prepared to released these videos that I have made on my DEROS date. Another person that is responsible for helping me finishes his time in the service on the same day. He is the primary person that has create the DVD and is in the videos. The videos are somewhat objectionable which is the main reason we have held off on releasing them. However now the release date is suppose to be pushed back because of another individual. This new individual refuses because he says the DVD may get him in trouble. The video he is worried about is the one of the videos that was part of the investigation. One of the videos that started it all, meaning the significance of keeping it hidden is unnecessary. However, I leave tomorrow and will never see any of the people here in Korea again at least until I get to my next duty station and he is denying myself a copy. I would think its rather obvious that I have all the videos seeing I made everyone of them. I even bought the DVD’s used for distribution. The only thing he is preventing me from having is the ability to play it in my DVD player at home. Yet, he is denying me to have a copy until I get to Fort Campbell because he doesn’t trust me.
On top of telling me he doesn’t trust me, he was an asshole about it and continued to tell me I was clumsy and incapable from keeping it unreleased. He even gave an example on how things runs through my fingers like water. Since he was an asshole I retaliated with the fact that I already have the videos on my website and am ready to publish them. He responded with “I don’t care”. So now I am left with a dry threat. I either have to follow through and do what I said, or pussy out and be nice and not post the videos. I think anyone that knows me well enough knows I don’t pussy out! So sorry McGee, you don’t care and I told you I would. (I’m not a person that likes to be pissed off). Sunday the video that started it, the music video, and the live performance will be released.
I was looking at one of my videos on youtube and noticed that it was being linked to from both Naver.com and Chosun.com which are very popular Korean web sites. The Naver.com site has a couple comments on it, some to the nature of the gas not being strong enough. But either way I am actually kinda proud of myself.
http://enjoyjapan.naver.com/tbbs/read.php?board_id=pmilitary&page=2&nid=15286&navertc=6
http://brd3.chosun.com/brd/view.html?tb=BEMIL087&pn=1&num=3131
I have placed the Rappelling video on YouTube now for those that prefer using YouTube.
