Rick DeVries used to be an angry person who would lie in gutters and swear at cars. But that is a thing of the past because he is so much happier now that he is a zombie. I think that might be a symptom of being an attention whore Rick. I know cause I suffer from it too. I didn’t go and transform my body into something that resembles a rotting corpse. I got a blog.
He is only half done though. He wants to shade in his brain and if no one goes blind from the procedure he is thinking about having his eyes died black so they look like black holes in his head.
The thing that has me most curious is why don’t they ever say what these guys do for a job in interviews like this? That’s my number one question, because if I can get away with looking like I’m dead, then maybe I can get a job where they will just leave me alone.
[Via The Vine]
